I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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