do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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