Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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