I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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