just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Come see our sink grown plant.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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