Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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