i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Do plants get herpes?
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