Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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