so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Randomize
