Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Two words: blizzard sex
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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