i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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