3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you made out with another girl for some wings
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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