just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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