I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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