On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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