ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
