Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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