Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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