found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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