He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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