Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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