he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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