i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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