names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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