I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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