I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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