the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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