i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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