I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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