Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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