I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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