Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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