Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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