super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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