i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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