there was a trapeze. enough said
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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