Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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