We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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