aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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