singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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