I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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