You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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