Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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