Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
handjob tips. give me some.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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