her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
false alarm. still invincible.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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