I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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