Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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