Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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