nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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