lets start a swedish sibling band together
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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