your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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