im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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