5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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