Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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