Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
