doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
PANTIES FOUND
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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