OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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