Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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